Homer Simpson tries to vote for Obama

Wake up Homer Simpson!

Author: Krishna

It amazes me that way back, and still surprises me. How many Homer Simpsons there are on the Internet.

I am not wrong, I love "The Simpsons. "
I was responsible for a 'Homer-isms "in my time, especially after I had a little beer Duff!

But nothing as far as I've seen online (and off) for the year … .. and I've seen a lot, believe me.

Today I was with some friends and the conversation moved to "make money" (as you do!). One of them announced that he had to invest in a fantastic on the Internet, which he said would increase $ 50,000 in a any time, with an investment of only $ 250 – and has nothing to do.

Some of you think, "Yes, it sounds similar to that Other "…. I'm thinking "IDIOT! It is not possible "

For those who think this is a good case – you are HOMER SIMPSON.

For those who think this sounds like something that is – HOMER!

For those who think this is part of an idiot – which are Lisa Simpson.

The truth is that Internet has no "miracle cure". No secret how to make a fortune without doing anything or paying a cent.

If you think you can make a fortune and do not not spend anything, then you're really … Homer Simpson … D'oh!

MTYH – "Anyone can make a fortune online
FACT – Most of people try to make money, no. They aspire to the beast, as the previous regimes, and to obtain zero part.

MYTH – "there are 500 million people trying buy online
FACT – There are probably half a billion people with Internet access, but do not use it, no doubt, do not want to buy things.

MYTH – "there is no need to spend a dime to make money"
FACT – if you. Not tens of thousands of dollars,
but to succeed, you are not to spend a little.

MYTH – "once I am, I do not work for a fortune"
FACT – I can not say that of course, that some of the names large to move by more than 14 hours per day of work to be successful online.

The truth sometimes hurts. You need to work to win. You do not needs to invest a little time and money to reap the benefits.

In the past, I went to extremes to put aside what he calls "money Idiot." What is crucial that he knew would be lost forever, and ventured into MLM programs, pyramids, Gifts patterns, dies, and many others. I did only to prove my view, there is no basis for anyone to say something does not work, if they have never proved themselves.

I am not convinced that not all programs or never delivered,
Many, but not FAIL.

Here's a little story to let … .. a true story …. I did something a few years ago as a joke.
I found an advertisement in a Safelist …. Thus: —

How not to make money online A SECOND

This revolutionary program is changing the way that Internet gurus think BENEFITS

Be the first one (I am) and fortune.

A BRAND NEW 0×0 (zero zero) reversing, infinite matrix forced Gifts Program overflow directly into my account, is guaranteed to make me a fortune.

Only a $ 100 gift to me in my account and then sit, relax and do absolutely nothing (which is just what I do).

I will do a lot of cash the size of my house there.

Note – $ 100 your gift to me will be gratefully received – Thanks. The more people who donate money to me, plus benefits.

For more information about to give me money, please contact …. XXXXXX

So … What do you think? Do you think it sounds interesting and something that could come in? If not …. Package your computer and return to the store where you bought it.

Most (hopefully) to laugh, thinking that the Committee completely absurd, and nobody ever falling into it.

FALSE. Even when it became clear, even if it's absolute stupidity, I even with a dozen people ask me to send their $ 100

Can you believe it!

Well, it's true. Needless to say, I have no money, I explained that it was a joke, written to demonstrate clearly that this was a joke.

Upon reflection, each of them is very funny.

Not everything in life is as clear as that. Everything is not what it seems.

Do not suck in the ridiculous allegations flying around the Internet.

Think first … …. Then I think again.

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